Hello,

I am Aaricia Thorgalson, aka Mari Cruz Garcia (aka means Also Known As, by the way). Depending on my mood and the moon phases, I can define myself in very different ways. Let’s see some of my favourite definitions:

I am a fine blend of revolutionary parasite, spiritual seeker, computer freak, alien from another planet sent to Earth on a mission , anómico de Durkheim, ex consultor de Telefónica Mobile Solutions (la única vez que he tenido un trabajo como Dios manda, hijos míos), aprendiz de permacultor o pseudo-permaculturalist, new born buddhist …

Uff.., shall I forget something?

Ah, sí: me gustan las mujeres pequeñitas y de senos ebúrneos (y no tengo pluma)

This is me as one of my favourites YouTube characters: María de la Consolación Onanita Martinez, Learning Technologist.

This is me as I normally look like now. I look a normal well-balanced person but I am not, I am afraid.

This is me when I was in my twenties in the Canary Islands (qué rápido se deterioran los cuerpos, hijo mío)

This is me in my mid-twenties, when I still thought I was mentally sane and leading a conventional life (with a fianc’e, proper job, applying for a morgage and all of that crap!)